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jesus is a male or female ? female
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Will I die soon? Yes
Is it time for a LFP? Yes
Can I get a witness? Yes you do

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Am I gay?

Yes, you're gay

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About Michael Mäkelä

Michael Mäkelä is a 34 years old not-at-all hairy squirrel monkey, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Mäkelä's favorite drink is Long Island iced tea, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.

Mäkelä wears size grande hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Mäkelä habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Mäkelä types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.

Michael is born Richmonder, and now lives in Puerto Rico with their partner of one year, Tiny Mäkelä, and the constantly fighting couple's 5 children. Mäkelä can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 8 digits of pi by heart.

Mäkelä's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Michael having blood type AB+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Mäkelä prefers the right side of the bed. Mäkelä's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Mäkelä suffers from a mild ergophobia.