This is Bubbles Ferrari's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
Can I get a witness?
Yes you do
Bubbles Ferrari is a 37 years old not-at-all hairy tamarin, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ferrari's favorite drink is Tia Maria, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Ferrari wears size x-grande hats and likes to play guitar. Ferrari habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Ferrari types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is X.
Bubbles is born Spartan, and now lives in Turkey with their partner of 2 years, Michael Ferrari, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. Ferrari can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 10 digits of pi by heart.
Ferrari's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Bubbles having blood type B+, and being a virgo and dog person. Ferrari prefers the outside of the bed. Ferrari's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Ferrari suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.