This is Gordo Schröder's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Is it time for a LFP?||No|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
Cats or dogs?
Gordo Schröder is a 49 years old very hairy black howler, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schröder's favorite drink is Bailey's Irish cream, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Schröder wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play flute. Schröder habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Schröder types at 230 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.
Gordo is born South African, and now lives in Scotland with their partner of one year, Santiago Schröder, and the unhappy couple's one child. Schröder can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 15 digits of pi by heart.
Schröder's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Gordo having blood type A+, and being a libra and dog person. Schröder prefers the outside of the bed. Schröder's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Schröder suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.