This is Madison Butkus's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
Astrology or astronomy?
Madison Butkus is a 30 years old very hairy chimpanzee, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Butkus's favorite drink is pisang ambon, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Butkus wears size grande hats and likes to play guitar. Butkus habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Butkus types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is V.
Madison is born Leipziger, and now lives in New Caledonia with their partner of 7 years, Maria Butkus, and the constantly fighting couple's 5 children. Butkus can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 16 digits of pi by heart.
Butkus's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Madison having blood type O+, and being a virgo and dog person. Butkus prefers the right side of the bed. Butkus's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Butkus suffers from a mild hedonophobia.