This is Jayden Rasmussen's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|What is the question?||To be|
jesus is a male or female ?
Jayden Rasmussen is a 25 years old not-at-all hairy chimpanzee, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Rasmussen's favorite drink is screwdriver, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
Rasmussen wears size medio hats and likes to play harp. Rasmussen habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Rasmussen types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is enter.
Jayden is born Taiwanese, and now lives in Portugal with their partner of one year, Fatima Rasmussen, and the happy couple's 5 children. Rasmussen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 19 digits of pi by heart.
Rasmussen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Jayden having blood type B+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Rasmussen prefers the left side of the bed. Rasmussen's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Rasmussen suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.