This is Benjamin Doe's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|What time is it?||Yes|
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?
George W. Bush
Benjamin Doe is a 49 years old quite hairy rhesus macaque, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Doe's favorite drink is whisky (neat), preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Doe wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play bagpipe. Doe habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Doe types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is ;.
Benjamin is born Togolese, and now lives in Nigeria with their partner of one year, Emil Doe, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. Doe can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 57 digits of pi by heart.
Doe's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type AB+, and being a gemini and cat person. Doe prefers the right side of the bed. Doe's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Doe suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.