Pavlovski, Jesus

Jesus Pavlovski is a 48 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Pavlovski's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.

Pavlovski wears size x-grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Pavlovski habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Pavlovski types at 230 words per minute, and their favorite key is ).

Jesus is born Estonian, and now lives in Aruba with their partner of 2 years, Vladimir Pavlovski, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. Pavlovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 61 digits of pi by heart.

Pavlovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Jesus having blood type AB+, and being a gemini and dog person. Pavlovski prefers the outside of the bed. Pavlovski's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Pavlovski suffers from a mild chlorophobia.