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Question Answer
Cats or dogs? Cats
What color is a zebra? White with black stripes
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Will I die soon? Yes
Is global warming real? No

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Dimitrov, Charlie

About Charlie Dimitrov

Charlie Dimitrov is a 29 years old very hairy marmoset, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dimitrov's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.

Dimitrov wears size x-grande hats and likes to play flute. Dimitrov habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Dimitrov types at 140 words per minute, and their favorite key is D.

Charlie is born Moldavian, and now lives in Belgium with their partner of 6 years, Tiny Dimitrov, and the happy couple's 3 children. Dimitrov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.

Dimitrov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Charlie having blood type B-, and being a cancer and dog person. Dimitrov prefers the right side of the bed. Dimitrov's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Dimitrov suffers from a crippling phobophobia.