This is Charlie Dimitrov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Is global warming real?||No|
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?
Charlie Dimitrov is a 29 years old very hairy marmoset, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dimitrov's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Dimitrov wears size x-grande hats and likes to play flute. Dimitrov habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Dimitrov types at 140 words per minute, and their favorite key is D.
Charlie is born Moldavian, and now lives in Belgium with their partner of 6 years, Tiny Dimitrov, and the happy couple's 3 children. Dimitrov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.
Dimitrov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Charlie having blood type B-, and being a cancer and dog person. Dimitrov prefers the right side of the bed. Dimitrov's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Dimitrov suffers from a crippling phobophobia.