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Question Answer
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes
What color is the dress? White and gold
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera

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About Rafiki O'Sullivan

Rafiki O'Sullivan is a 48 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Sullivan's favorite drink is pernod ricard, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

O'Sullivan wears size x-grande hats and likes to play drums. O'Sullivan habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). O'Sullivan types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.

Rafiki is born Zimbabwean, and now lives in Colombia with their partner of 3 years, Britney O'Sullivan, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. O'Sullivan can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 20 digits of pi by heart.

O'Sullivan's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Rafiki having blood type AB+, and being a leo and dog person. O'Sullivan prefers the outside of the bed. O'Sullivan's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. O'Sullivan suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.