This is Rafiki O'Sullivan's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
Is magic real?
Rafiki O'Sullivan is a 48 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Sullivan's favorite drink is pernod ricard, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.
O'Sullivan wears size x-grande hats and likes to play drums. O'Sullivan habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). O'Sullivan types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.
Rafiki is born Zimbabwean, and now lives in Colombia with their partner of 3 years, Britney O'Sullivan, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. O'Sullivan can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 20 digits of pi by heart.
O'Sullivan's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Rafiki having blood type AB+, and being a leo and dog person. O'Sullivan prefers the outside of the bed. O'Sullivan's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. O'Sullivan suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.