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This is Madison François's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Is it time for a LFP? No
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer

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Is it time for a LFP?


François, Madison

About Madison François

Madison François is a 20 years old very hairy chimpanzee, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. François's favorite drink is cider, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

François wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play vuvuzela. François habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). François types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is %.

Madison is born Qatari, and now lives in Ecuador with their partner of 3 years, Benjamin François, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. François can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 7 digits of pi by heart.

François's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Madison having blood type A-, and being a leo and cat person. François prefers the outside of the bed. François's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. François suffers from a mild hedonophobia.