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This is Nigel Gruber's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
are you sure Yes, MAGA4Life
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
jesus is a male or female ? male
Is this a bad idea? Very yes
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain

Hot topic opinion

Is global warming real?

Yes

Gruber, Nigel

About Nigel Gruber

Nigel Gruber is a 51 years old fairly hairy gorilla, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Gruber's favorite drink is akvavit, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

Gruber wears size grande hats and likes to play piano. Gruber habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Gruber types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.

Nigel is born Cypriot, and now lives in Thailand with their partner of 4 years, Mark Gruber, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Gruber can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 54 digits of pi by heart.

Gruber's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Nigel having blood type B+, and being a libra and cat person. Gruber prefers the right side of the bed. Gruber's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Gruber suffers from a crippling acrophobia.