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This is Abu Bush's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
really really sure? No, i reconsidered
Is it time for a LFP? No
a b
monkey? not
Is magic real? Keep dreaming

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are you sure

Yes, MAGA4Life

Bush, Abu

About Abu Bush

Abu Bush is a 44 years old quite hairy baboon, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Bush's favorite drink is rum, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

Bush wears size x-grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Bush habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Bush types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.

Abu is born Zambian, and now lives in Christmas Island with their partner of 6 years, Enos Bush, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Bush can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 12 digits of pi by heart.

Bush's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Abu having blood type AB+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Bush prefers the underside of the bed. Bush's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Bush suffers from a mild hedonophobia.