We put the CH3CH2OH in consulting!
This is Abu Bush's thoughts about some current hot topics:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| really really sure? | No, i reconsidered |
| Is it time for a LFP? | No |
| a | b |
| monkey? | not |
| Is magic real? | Keep dreaming |
Abu Bush is a 44 years old quite hairy baboon, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Bush's favorite drink is rum, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
Bush wears size x-grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Bush habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Bush types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.
Abu is born Zambian, and now lives in Christmas Island with their partner of 6 years, Enos Bush, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Bush can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 12 digits of pi by heart.
Bush's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Abu having blood type AB+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Bush prefers the underside of the bed. Bush's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Bush suffers from a mild hedonophobia.