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Hitler; hero or zero? Hero
jesus is a male or female ? female
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Is global warming real? Yes
Astrology or astronomy? Astronomy

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About Barak O'Conner

Barak O'Conner is a 43 years old fairly hairy baboon, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Conner's favorite drink is pisang ambon, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

O'Conner wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play bagpipe. O'Conner habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). O'Conner types at 20 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.

Barak is born Turkish, and now lives in Afghanistan with their partner of 7 years, Alice O'Conner, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. O'Conner can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 36 digits of pi by heart.

O'Conner's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Barak having blood type A+, and being a libra and cat person. O'Conner prefers the outside of the bed. O'Conner's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. O'Conner suffers from a crippling ergophobia.