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This is Lukas O'Conner's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Cats or dogs? Cats
Astrology or astronomy? Astronomy
Abortion; yes or no? Yes, pro choice
Is global warming real? No

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?

George W. Bush

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About Lukas O'Conner

Lukas O'Conner is a 40 years old quite hairy chimpanzee, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Conner's favorite drink is whiskey sour, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

O'Conner wears size grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. O'Conner habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). O'Conner types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is H.

Lukas is born Uranian, and now lives in Japan with their partner of 0 years, Britney O'Conner, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. O'Conner can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 61 digits of pi by heart.

O'Conner's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Lukas having blood type A-, and being a virgo and cat person. O'Conner prefers the left side of the bed. O'Conner's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. O'Conner suffers from a mild hedonophobia.