This is Liam Sepp's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||No|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
Astrology or astronomy?
Liam Sepp is a 29 years old not-at-all hairy Canadian macaque, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sepp's favorite drink is black Russian, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Sepp wears size medio hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Sepp habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Sepp types at 150 words per minute, and their favorite key is A.
Liam is born Tadjik, and now lives in North Korea with their partner of 0 years, Vladimir Sepp, and the happy couple's 5 children. Sepp can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 54 digits of pi by heart.
Sepp's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Liam having blood type A-, and being a scorpio and cat person. Sepp prefers the left side of the bed. Sepp's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Sepp suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.