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What time is it? no
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Hitler; hero or zero? Hero
Evolution or intelligent design? Intelligent design

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About Terk Brouwer

Terk Brouwer is a 50 years old not-at-all hairy black howler, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Brouwer's favorite drink is white wine, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.

Brouwer wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play the violin. Brouwer habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Brouwer types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is ].

Terk is born Mexican, and now lives in Iraq with their partner of 7 years, Sylvester Brouwer, and the unhappy couple's 7 children. Brouwer can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 41 digits of pi by heart.

Brouwer's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Terk having blood type A-, and being a libra and dog person. Brouwer prefers the outside of the bed. Brouwer's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Brouwer suffers from a mild ergophobia.