This is Sara Gruber's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|Is it time for a LFP?||No|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
Who is the best sportsperson in the world?
Sara Gruber is a 33 years old fairly hairy macaque, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Gruber's favorite drink is sex on the beach, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Gruber wears size grande hats and likes to play banjo. Gruber habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Gruber types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.
Sara is born German, and now lives in Western Sahara with their partner of 5 years, Jesus Gruber, and the happy couple's 3 children. Gruber can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 61 digits of pi by heart.
Gruber's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Sara having blood type A+, and being a libra and cat person. Gruber prefers the left side of the bed. Gruber's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Gruber suffers from a mild chlorophobia.