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Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? John Kerry
a b
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
jesus is a male or female ? female
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes

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About Sara Gruber

Sara Gruber is a 33 years old fairly hairy macaque, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Gruber's favorite drink is sex on the beach, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.

Gruber wears size grande hats and likes to play banjo. Gruber habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Gruber types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.

Sara is born German, and now lives in Western Sahara with their partner of 5 years, Jesus Gruber, and the happy couple's 3 children. Gruber can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 61 digits of pi by heart.

Gruber's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Sara having blood type A+, and being a libra and cat person. Gruber prefers the left side of the bed. Gruber's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Gruber suffers from a mild chlorophobia.