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Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
monkey? stupid
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Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
What time is it? Yes

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Yes, you're gay

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About Madison Santos

Madison Santos is a 53 years old fairly hairy drill, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Santos's favorite drink is daiquri, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.

Santos wears size x-grande hats and likes to play drums. Santos habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Santos types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.

Madison is born Fremen, and now lives in Northern Mariana Islands with their partner of 6 years, Caesar Santos, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Santos can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 24 digits of pi by heart.

Santos's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Madison having blood type A+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Santos prefers the outside of the bed. Santos's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Santos suffers from a crippling phobophobia.