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Question Answer
Is it time for a LFP? No
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life
What is the question? or not to be
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump

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About Enos Lopez

Enos Lopez is a 35 years old not-at-all hairy capuchin, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lopez's favorite drink is red wine, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

Lopez wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play triangle. Lopez habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Lopez types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is S.

Enos is born North Korean, and now lives in New Zealand with their partner of 5 years, Curious Lopez, and the happy couple's 5 children. Lopez can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.

Lopez's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Enos having blood type AB+, and being a leo and cat person. Lopez prefers the underside of the bed. Lopez's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Lopez suffers from a crippling phobophobia.