This is Barak Sepp's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
Will I die soon?
Barak Sepp is a 48 years old not-at-all hairy rhesus macaque, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sepp's favorite drink is sangria, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Sepp wears size grande hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Sepp habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Sepp types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.
Barak is born Seychellois, and now lives in United Kingdom with their partner of 7 years, Noah Sepp, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. Sepp can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 35 digits of pi by heart.
Sepp's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Barak having blood type AB+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Sepp prefers the outside of the bed. Sepp's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Sepp suffers from a mild agoraphobia.