This is Fatima Putin's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?
Fatima Putin is a 44 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Putin's favorite drink is Long Island Arn, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Putin wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play flute. Putin habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Putin types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is ).
Fatima is born Romanian, and now lives in Panama with their partner of 3 years, Ellen Putin, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Putin can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 16 digits of pi by heart.
Putin's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Fatima having blood type O-, and being a virgo and dog person. Putin prefers the left side of the bed. Putin's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Putin suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.