This is Santiago Ivanovski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|What time is it?||no|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?
Santiago Ivanovski is a 28 years old fairly hairy atomic baboon, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ivanovski's favorite drink is white wine, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Ivanovski wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play guitar. Ivanovski habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Ivanovski types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is caps lock.
Santiago is born Mexican, and now lives in Pitcairn Islands with their partner of 6 years, Enos Ivanovski, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. Ivanovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.
Ivanovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Santiago having blood type O-, and being a cancer and dog person. Ivanovski prefers the underside of the bed. Ivanovski's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Ivanovski suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.