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Is global warming real? No
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? No
Can I get a witness? Yes you do
Am I gay? No, you're bi
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney

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Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?

George W. Bush

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About Sara Zhirinovsky

Sara Zhirinovsky is a 26 years old quite hairy tamarin, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Zhirinovsky's favorite drink is pernod ricard, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

Zhirinovsky wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play viola. Zhirinovsky habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Zhirinovsky types at 260 words per minute, and their favorite key is 7.

Sara is born Florentine, and now lives in Czech Republic with their partner of 6 years, Arnold Zhirinovsky, and the unhappy couple's one child. Zhirinovsky can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 9 digits of pi by heart.

Zhirinovsky's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Sara having blood type A-, and being a scorpio and cat person. Zhirinovsky prefers the left side of the bed. Zhirinovsky's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Zhirinovsky suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.