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This is Hillary Schneider's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Will I die soon? Yes
Can I get a witness? Yes you do
jesus is a male or female ? female
Is global warming real? No
a b

Hot topic opinion

What color is a zebra?

Black with white stripes

Schneider, Hillary

About Hillary Schneider

Hillary Schneider is a 33 years old very hairy atomic baboon, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schneider's favorite drink is cider, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

Schneider wears size x-grande hats and likes to play accordion. Schneider habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Schneider types at 70 words per minute, and their favorite key is 0.

Hillary is born Singaporean, and now lives in Portugal with their partner of 2 years, Curious Schneider, and the happy couple's 5 children. Schneider can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.

Schneider's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Hillary having blood type A+, and being a cancer and dog person. Schneider prefers the right side of the bed. Schneider's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Schneider suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.