This is Hillary Schneider's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
Is global warming real?
Hillary Schneider is a 33 years old very hairy atomic baboon, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schneider's favorite drink is cider, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Schneider wears size x-grande hats and likes to play accordion. Schneider habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Schneider types at 70 words per minute, and their favorite key is 0.
Hillary is born Singaporean, and now lives in Portugal with their partner of 2 years, Curious Schneider, and the happy couple's 5 children. Schneider can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.
Schneider's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Hillary having blood type A+, and being a cancer and dog person. Schneider prefers the right side of the bed. Schneider's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Schneider suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.