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Question Answer
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? John Kerry
Evolution or intelligent design? Intelligent design
What color is the dress? White and gold
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? Yes
Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes

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About Hillary Schneider

Hillary Schneider is a 33 years old very hairy atomic baboon, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schneider's favorite drink is cider, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

Schneider wears size x-grande hats and likes to play accordion. Schneider habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Schneider types at 70 words per minute, and their favorite key is 0.

Hillary is born Singaporean, and now lives in Portugal with their partner of 2 years, Curious Schneider, and the happy couple's 5 children. Schneider can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.

Schneider's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Hillary having blood type A+, and being a cancer and dog person. Schneider prefers the right side of the bed. Schneider's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Schneider suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.