This is Sara Sarkozy's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Sara Sarkozy is a 56 years old not-at-all hairy rhesus macaque, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sarkozy's favorite drink is drain cleaner, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Sarkozy wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play Jew harp. Sarkozy habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Sarkozy types at 90 words per minute, and their favorite key is ;.
Sara is born South Korean, and now lives in Honduras with their partner of 4 years, Enos Sarkozy, and the happy couple's 3 children. Sarkozy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 54 digits of pi by heart.
Sarkozy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Sara having blood type A-, and being a taurus and cat person. Sarkozy prefers the right side of the bed. Sarkozy's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Sarkozy suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.