This is Pavlov Sarkozy's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
Who is the best sportsperson in the world?
Pavlov Sarkozy is a 17 years old quite hairy macaque, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sarkozy's favorite drink is sangria, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.
Sarkozy wears size medio hats and likes to play bagpipe. Sarkozy habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Sarkozy types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is %.
Pavlov is born German, and now lives in Chad with their partner of 0 years, Caesar Sarkozy, and the unhappy couple's 7 children. Sarkozy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 61 digits of pi by heart.
Sarkozy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Pavlov having blood type A+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Sarkozy prefers the right side of the bed. Sarkozy's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Sarkozy suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.