This is Mark Dubois's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?
Mark Dubois is a 41 years old very hairy squirrel monkey, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dubois's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Dubois wears size grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Dubois habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Dubois types at 230 words per minute, and their favorite key is *.
Mark is born Silver Laker, and now lives in Latvia with their partner of 4 years, Enos Dubois, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Dubois can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 29 digits of pi by heart.
Dubois's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Mark having blood type O+, and being a taurus and cat person. Dubois prefers the left side of the bed. Dubois's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Dubois suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.