This is Abu Doe's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Abortion; yes or no?||Yes, pro choice|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
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Abu Doe is a 30 years old very hairy gorilla, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Doe's favorite drink is grappa, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Doe wears size x-grande hats and likes to play banjo. Doe habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Doe types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.
Abu is born Vilnian, and now lives in Solomon Islands with their partner of 4 years, Louise Doe, and the constantly fighting couple's 5 children. Doe can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 46 digits of pi by heart.
Doe's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Abu having blood type B+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Doe prefers the left side of the bed. Doe's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Doe suffers from a mild ergophobia.