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Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Can I get a witness? What's the need for that?

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Is this a bad idea?

Very yes

Butkus, Barak

About Barak Butkus

Barak Butkus is a 26 years old not-at-all hairy drill, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Butkus's favorite drink is jenever, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

Butkus wears size grande hats and likes to play harp. Butkus habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Butkus types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is ".

Barak is born Lilliputian, and now lives in Burma (Myanmar) with their partner of 3 years, Sylvester Butkus, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. Butkus can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 12 digits of pi by heart.

Butkus's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Barak having blood type B+, and being a leo and cat person. Butkus prefers the underside of the bed. Butkus's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Butkus suffers from a mild hedonophobia.