This is Donkey Smith's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Donkey Smith is a 40 years old very hairy baboon, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smith's favorite drink is sambuca, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Smith wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play Jew harp. Smith habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Smith types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is enter.
Donkey is born Lilliputian, and now lives in Cook Islands with their partner of one year, Emil Smith, and the happy couple's 3 children. Smith can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.
Smith's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Donkey having blood type O-, and being a virgo and cat person. Smith prefers the left side of the bed. Smith's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Smith suffers from a mild agoraphobia.