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How was a first cosmonaut in space Gagarin
jesus is a male or female ? female
Is global warming real? No
Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life

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About King Ciobanu

King Ciobanu is a 48 years old not-at-all hairy chimpanzee, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ciobanu's favorite drink is gin, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

Ciobanu wears size x-grande hats and likes to play banjo. Ciobanu habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Ciobanu types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is backspace.

King is born Zimbabwean, and now lives in Gabon with their partner of 3 years, Noel Ciobanu, and the constantly fighting couple's 5 children. Ciobanu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 28 digits of pi by heart.

Ciobanu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in King having blood type O-, and being a leo and cat person. Ciobanu prefers the right side of the bed. Ciobanu's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Ciobanu suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.