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Question Answer
What time is it? Yes
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton
Astrology or astronomy? Astrology

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jesus is a male or female ?


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About King Rossi

King Rossi is a 55 years old quite hairy macaque, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Rossi's favorite drink is curaƧao, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.

Rossi wears size grande hats and likes to play guitar. Rossi habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Rossi types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is |.

King is born Hungarian, and now lives in Mongolia with their partner of 4 years, Pavlov Rossi, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Rossi can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 37 digits of pi by heart.

Rossi's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in King having blood type AB+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Rossi prefers the underside of the bed. Rossi's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Rossi suffers from a mild acrophobia.