This is Katy Schneider's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
How was a first cosmonaut in space
Katy Schneider is a 30 years old very hairy Canadian macaque, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schneider's favorite drink is Tia Maria, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
Schneider wears size medio hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Schneider habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Schneider types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is K.
Katy is born an Omnivore, and now lives in Ecuador with their partner of 2 years, Tiny Schneider, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Schneider can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 52 digits of pi by heart.
Schneider's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Katy having blood type O+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Schneider prefers the right side of the bed. Schneider's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Schneider suffers from a crippling ergophobia.