This is Tiny Schneider's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
Am I gay?
No, you're bi
Tiny Schneider is a 61 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schneider's favorite drink is jenever, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Schneider wears size medio hats and likes to play viola. Schneider habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Schneider types at 230 words per minute, and their favorite key is S.
Tiny is born Moldovan, and now lives in Congo, Democratic Republic of the with their partner of 6 years, Madison Schneider, and the constantly fighting couple's one child. Schneider can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 29 digits of pi by heart.
Schneider's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Tiny having blood type A+, and being a gemini and dog person. Schneider prefers the underside of the bed. Schneider's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Schneider suffers from a mild cyberphobia.