De Jong, Anastasia

Anastasia De Jong is a 47 years old fairly hairy squirrel monkey, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Jong's favorite drink is red wine, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.

De Jong wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. De Jong habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). De Jong types at 260 words per minute, and their favorite key is &.

Anastasia is born Valencian, and now lives in St. Kitts & Nevis with their partner of 0 years, Michael De Jong, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. De Jong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 45 digits of pi by heart.

De Jong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Anastasia having blood type O+, and being a scorpio and dog person. De Jong prefers the right side of the bed. De Jong's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. De Jong suffers from a mild chlorophobia.