This is Benjamin De Groot's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?
Benjamin De Groot is a 26 years old not-at-all hairy matled howler, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Groot's favorite drink is screwdriver, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
De Groot wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. De Groot habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). De Groot types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is H.
Benjamin is born Andromededan, and now lives in Kosovo with their partner of 0 years, Benjamin De Groot, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. De Groot can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 22 digits of pi by heart.
De Groot's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type AB-, and being a capricorn and dog person. De Groot prefers the left side of the bed. De Groot's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. De Groot suffers from a mild chlorophobia.