This is Alice Lynch's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||No|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
Evolution or intelligent design?
Alice Lynch is a 34 years old quite hairy black howler, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lynch's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Lynch wears size medio hats and likes to play piano. Lynch habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Lynch types at 90 words per minute, and their favorite key is ).
Alice is born Kazakh, and now lives in Malawi with their partner of one year, Tiny Lynch, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. Lynch can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 35 digits of pi by heart.
Lynch's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Alice having blood type A+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Lynch prefers the outside of the bed. Lynch's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Lynch suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.