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This is Louise Novak's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Will I die soon? Yes
Is magic real? Keep dreaming
Is this a bad idea? Yes
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? Yes
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero

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Hitler; hero or zero?


Novak, Louise

About Louise Novak

Louise Novak is a 54 years old not-at-all hairy baboon, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Novak's favorite drink is absinthe, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.

Novak wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play banjo. Novak habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Novak types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.

Louise is born Syrian, and now lives in Isle of Man with their partner of 3 years, Caesar Novak, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Novak can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 42 digits of pi by heart.

Novak's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Louise having blood type B+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Novak prefers the outside of the bed. Novak's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Novak suffers from a mild ergophobia.