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This is Joseph Spears's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
What is the question? or not to be
What time is it? Yes
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
Is global warming real? Yes

Hot topic opinion

Is it time for a LFP?

No

Spears, Joseph

About Joseph Spears

Joseph Spears is a 44 years old very hairy tamarin, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Spears's favorite drink is port, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.

Spears wears size grande hats and likes to play harp. Spears habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Spears types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.

Joseph is born Bhutanese, and now lives in French Polynesia with their partner of 7 years, Santiago Spears, and the happy couple's 7 children. Spears can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 35 digits of pi by heart.

Spears's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Joseph having blood type O+, and being a gemini and dog person. Spears prefers the left side of the bed. Spears's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Spears suffers from a crippling ergophobia.