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This is Saddam Merkel's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is it time for a LFP? No
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
What time is it? Yes
Will Trump win in 2024 No, they will abolish the presidency

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About Saddam Merkel

Saddam Merkel is a 35 years old very hairy mandrill, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Merkel's favorite drink is pernod ricard, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

Merkel wears size medio hats and likes to play piano. Merkel habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Merkel types at 310 words per minute, and their favorite key is F.

Saddam is born Venusian, and now lives in Gibraltar with their partner of 7 years, King Merkel, and the unhappy couple's one child. Merkel can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 20 digits of pi by heart.

Merkel's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Saddam having blood type AB+, and being a gemini and cat person. Merkel prefers the right side of the bed. Merkel's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Merkel suffers from a mild hedonophobia.