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This is Noel Smith's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is global warming real? No
Is it time for a LFP? Yes
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
What is the question? or not to be
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney

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About Noel Smith

Noel Smith is a 29 years old fairly hairy mandrill, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smith's favorite drink is Manhattan, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.

Smith wears size x-grande hats and likes to play drums. Smith habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Smith types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is backspace.

Noel is born South African, and now lives in Ecuador with their partner of 3 years, Pavlov Smith, and the unhappy couple's 7 children. Smith can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 52 digits of pi by heart.

Smith's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Noel having blood type AB+, and being a gemini and dog person. Smith prefers the right side of the bed. Smith's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Smith suffers from a mild chlorophobia.