This is King Merkel's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
Evolution or intelligent design?
King Merkel is a 41 years old fairly hairy matled howler, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Merkel's favorite drink is pisang ambon, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Merkel wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play guitar. Merkel habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Merkel types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is +.
King is born Bosnian, and now lives in Nauru with their partner of 6 years, Ellen Merkel, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Merkel can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 24 digits of pi by heart.
Merkel's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in King having blood type O-, and being a scorpio and cat person. Merkel prefers the left side of the bed. Merkel's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Merkel suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.