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This is Enos Kong's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Evolution or intelligent design? Intelligent design
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Abortion; yes or no? Yes, pro choice
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Hot topic opinion

What color is a zebra?

White with black stripes

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About Enos Kong

Enos Kong is a 47 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is black Russian, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

Kong wears size x-grande hats and likes to play guitar. Kong habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Kong types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is `.

Enos is born Bulgarian, and now lives in Malaysia with their partner of 6 years, Pavlov Kong, and the happy couple's 5 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 7 digits of pi by heart.

Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Enos having blood type B+, and being a cancer and dog person. Kong prefers the left side of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Kong suffers from a mild phobophobia.