This is Anna Santos's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Anna Santos is a 57 years old quite hairy baboon, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Santos's favorite drink is Tom Colins, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.
Santos wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Santos habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Santos types at 260 words per minute, and their favorite key is M.
Anna is born Montenegrin, and now lives in Europa Island with their partner of 2 years, Tiny Santos, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Santos can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 66 digits of pi by heart.
Santos's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Anna having blood type A+, and being a taurus and dog person. Santos prefers the left side of the bed. Santos's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Santos suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.