This is Koko Brouwer's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|Will I die soon?||No|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
jesus is a male or female ?
Koko Brouwer is a 46 years old not-at-all hairy mandrill, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Brouwer's favorite drink is screwdriver, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Brouwer wears size medio hats and likes to play triangle. Brouwer habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Brouwer types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is 8.
Koko is born Portuguese, and now lives in South Korea with their partner of 4 years, Emil Brouwer, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. Brouwer can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 50 digits of pi by heart.
Brouwer's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Koko having blood type B-, and being a taurus and dog person. Brouwer prefers the left side of the bed. Brouwer's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Brouwer suffers from a mild acrophobia.