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This is Joseph Trump's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Is this a bad idea? Very yes
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? No
How was a first cosmonaut in space Gagarin
Abortion; yes or no? Yes, pro choice

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How was a first cosmonaut in space

Gagarin

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About Joseph Trump

Joseph Trump is a 34 years old quite hairy squirrel monkey, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Trump's favorite drink is cointreau, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.

Trump wears size medio hats and likes to play accordion. Trump habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Trump types at 110 words per minute, and their favorite key is Z.

Joseph is born South Korean, and now lives in Mauritius with their partner of 3 years, Ellen Trump, and the happy couple's 5 children. Trump can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 38 digits of pi by heart.

Trump's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Joseph having blood type A-, and being a gemini and dog person. Trump prefers the right side of the bed. Trump's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Trump suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.