This is Fatima Ferrari's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
Cats or dogs?
Fatima Ferrari is a 31 years old fairly hairy rhesus macaque, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ferrari's favorite drink is cosmopolitan, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Ferrari wears size x-grande hats and likes to play trombone. Ferrari habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Ferrari types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is 9.
Fatima is born Klingon, and now lives in Nauru with their partner of 7 years, Nigel Ferrari, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Ferrari can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 20 digits of pi by heart.
Ferrari's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Fatima having blood type O-, and being a gemini and dog person. Ferrari prefers the outside of the bed. Ferrari's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Ferrari suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.