This is Michael Dimitrov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?
George W. Bush
Michael Dimitrov is a 29 years old very hairy tamarin, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dimitrov's favorite drink is sangria, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Dimitrov wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play piano. Dimitrov habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Dimitrov types at 220 words per minute, and their favorite key is F.
Michael is born Iranian, and now lives in Réunion with their partner of 4 years, Louise Dimitrov, and the happy couple's one child. Dimitrov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 33 digits of pi by heart.
Dimitrov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Michael having blood type A+, and being a libra and cat person. Dimitrov prefers the outside of the bed. Dimitrov's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Dimitrov suffers from a mild phobophobia.