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This is Benjamin Doe's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
What is the question? To be
Evolution or intelligent design? Evolution
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain

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About Benjamin Doe

Benjamin Doe is a 22 years old fairly hairy gorilla, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Doe's favorite drink is red wine, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

Doe wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. Doe habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Doe types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is ].

Benjamin is born Bolivian, and now lives in Pitcairn Islands with their partner of 4 years, Louise Doe, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. Doe can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 25 digits of pi by heart.

Doe's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type A-, and being a virgo and dog person. Doe prefers the left side of the bed. Doe's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Doe suffers from a mild agoraphobia.