This is Maria Lopez's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
Evolution or intelligent design?
Maria Lopez is a 24 years old not-at-all hairy drill, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lopez's favorite drink is grappa, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.
Lopez wears size medio hats and likes to play flute. Lopez habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Lopez types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is \.
Maria is born Spartan, and now lives in Cayman Islands with their partner of 7 years, Louise Lopez, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. Lopez can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 36 digits of pi by heart.
Lopez's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Maria having blood type O-, and being a capricorn and dog person. Lopez prefers the right side of the bed. Lopez's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Lopez suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.